After our very late lunch stop coming down off the Tizi N' Test Pass Laura took over the driving for the last leg into Marrakech. In theory, despite Marrakech's reputation for manic traffic, our run in to our hotel should have been pretty easy given that we had a printed map of its location and Google Maps to guide us in.
However as we neared the pointy end of the process we hadn't factored in the intermittent lags in Google updating our current position, so we'd suddenly find that we were past the intersection where we were supposed to turn, not approaching it. This left Laura having to do a three-point turn on a tight corner in the face of one-way traffic - not a good position to be in in Marrakech! After navigating our way through a couple of narrow streets we then found that we could not turn right as we neared our hotel because it was a pedestrian only thoroughfare. We continued on until we found a side street we could turn into and park, so that we could walk back and work out how - or if - we could actually drive to our hotel. Of course the street parking wasn't free and I think we paid for more than the two hours we said we needed but it wasn't exorbitant - and by that stage we were just happy to not be still driving!
The walk back didn't take too long and we found the hotel with no problems. Turns out we would have had to do almost a u-turn to get into the half dug up street leading to our hotel, not just a right turn. Having sorted out the route we needed to take to drive back to our hotel from where we were parked we managed to accomplish that with a minimum of fuss. The underground car park close to the hotel was way more expensive than the street parking we had paid for in Fez but it was a secure car park and - as we were to learn - this was Marrakech so everything was more expensive.
The evening was still young, and since our hotel was quite close to the famous Djemaa el Fna Square, where everything was supposed to happen on a Marrakech evening, we set out to have an explore. The pedestrian thoroughfare Google would have had us turn into earlier (Passage Prince Moulay Rachid) leads straight to Fna square and was a pretty lively place in itself. Lots of touts, tour sellers and eateries - including La Patisserie des Princes, allegedly the most famous in Marrakech. The square itself was alive with dozens of pop-up restaurants that setup from 4:00pm each day and pack up again about midnight. Plus there were rows of fresh juice stalls. Then milling around the square you have the monkey trainers, the snake charmers, the musicians, the catch-the-bottle game we'd seen in Meknes, and many performers hidden in the middle of large circles of spectators.
After our day's adventure we decided to get some food to take back to our room. This happened to include some treats from the aforementioned patisserie for dessert - which were yummy and did nothing to tarnish their reputation! :-)
After a good sleep, next morning we took up the hotel's offer of breakfast on the rooftop terrace. The breakfast wasn't included and for 45 dirhams each we expected something much more substantial than the few pastries, some bread, coffee and a very small orange juice. No yoghurt, eggs, cheese or fruit. It was our last eat-in breakfast.
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| Colour produce in the market. |
Somewhat fortified, topped up with water and slathered in sunscreen we set out on our day's planned excursion. The plan was to follow one of the walking routes suggested in the LP guide, which required us to first navigate to the start point not far away. Along the way we spotted a small market and ventured in - and it turned out to be really interesting. First up there were some good fruit stalls than enabled us to re-stock. We watched a guy making incredibly wafer thin but huge crepes on two big round hot plates that looked like kettle drums. It really was fascinating. We also stumbled across the chicken gutter and chicken plucker stands which were also fascinating - in a much more gruesome kind of way. We hope the caged pigeons and bunnies we saw were not destined for a similar fate.
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| The cat feeder in action. |
Moving right along we reached the square called Place des Ferblantiers that was lined with eateries and souvenir shops - at one of which we bought some postcards. We also watched a guy feed a whole bunch of cats that had gathered for the event - he was careful to make sure the food was spread around despite the evident pecking order.
When we reached the Bahai Palace around the corner - the official start of our planned walk - there was a big queue for tickets so we decided to come back later and moved along. We also bypassed the Tiskiwin Museum (which was just about to shut for lunch) and the Dar Si Siad (a traditional artisanal museum) which we decided would probably not be interesting enough to us to justify the entry price. The walk took us through the top of Fna square where we bought some fruit to eat and thought we might eat it in the little park on the other side of the square.
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| A man and his snakes. |
On the way there we were waylaid by a snake charmer determined to make us visit and touch his selection of snakes. We did pay him 20 dirhams - not the 200 he wanted - as we had taken some photos of his snakes. Afterwards we abandoned a visit to the park to eat our fruit as it smelled too strongly of urine from the horses used to offer carriage rides, and found a more agreeable spot nearby.
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| A cat minds a market stall. |
After our snack we plunged into the narrow winding streets of the medina on the other side of the square. We were trying to navigate our way to a fountain - which we never did find in the end. Though we did find a nice little Moroccan restaurant where we had a delicious tarjin and salad for lunch.
Not long after lunch, as we continued our search for that elusive fountain, we were hailed by a guy passing on a motorbike who gave us directions to a weekly Berber Market just a few streets away. He then called out to a guy to lead us to it, though we were sure we could find it given his directions. However he also said there was tannery nearby that was interesting, but would be closed for the next two days for the Muslim weekend. We weren't overly interested, having already seen tanneries in Fez, but we just let that ride for the time being. The Berber Markets were quite close and interesting enough - we even managed to buy some more fruit.
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| The hide scraper at work. |
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| Tannery in action. |
We thought we had lost of "guide" but he popped up again when we reached the end of the markets and insisted on leading us to the tanneries. It was quite a long walk in a very different direction from where we had been trying to go and I was beginning to wonder if there even was a tannery by the time we arrived. Our guide introduced us to the "tannery manager", thanked us profusely, and disappeared. The manager then took us on a tour of the tannery which was not much different to the one we'd seen in Fez except that we were able to walk around close to the vats. We also watched a guy scraping the hair off the hides using a large scrapper that he pushed with his chest. Inevitably we were then taken to the leather shop "just for looking" where we politely declined all the wonderful produce on offer.
When we left the shop though things took a nastier turn. Both the "tannery manager" and "guide" reappeared demanding that we pay then 200 dirhams each for their guide and tour services. There was even some suggestion that their children would go hungry unless we gave them money. They said it was an insult when I offered only 20 dirhams (which was 20 more than I felt like offering). Then some other guy weighed in offering to provide us change if the problem was that we only had big notes. After increasingly acrimonious haggling we eventually gave them 50 dirhams and walked away - with neither them nor us happy with the amount that had changed hands.
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| Inside the Photography Museum. |
Once we found our bearings we discovered that we were quite close to the Museum of Photography, so given my interest in matters photographical we went in and had a look around. There were historical photos of people from different tribes in the Morocco region in fraditional dress and were very striking.
After that we felt we had done a pretty good job of exploring for one day, so we meandered through some more of the medina on our way back to the Fna square and from there back to our hotel to put our feet up. We may have bought something from a certain aforementioned patisserie along the way!
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| One of the streets inside the medina. |
For dinner we had decided to eat at one of the pop-up diners in the square, since it seemed like the thing to do. And we'd seen at least one last night that offered calamari. So we went for a bit more of a wander through the square and surrounding medina checking out the goings on before heading back and selecting a pop-up restaurant that served calamari - "Number 37" I think it was. As well as the calamari we ordered some lamb chops, a Moroccan salad and two orange juices. They also brought some fairly inedible looking bread rolls and some spicy dips that we didn't want and didn't eat. So imagine our surprise when the bill arrived and we were charged 10 dirhams each for these 'extras' which we had assumed were complimentary (such things always had been previously in Morocco) and hadn't eaten anyway. They wouldn't budge on this so if I'd had the correct change I'd have paid what I believed we owed and walked away. Unfortunately I didn't have the correct change so we just had to accept what change we were given and dismiss any thoughts of eating at any of the pop-ups again.
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| Fruit juice and dried fruit sellers. |
At the end of the day we were reminded of the couple we had met just before our Desert Tour in Merzouga, who said that everyone in Marrakech just wanted your money. We had encountered at least three such people on our first day in Marrakech.
The next morning we went out into the "main" street that ran up to the square to look for somewhere better for breakfast. We ended up in a little place which seemed popular with the locals and even though the proprieter didn't speak English we were able to communicate our needs for breakfast. Except that there was some confusion over whether we wanted two boiled eggs or a two egg omelette and ended up getting both. Along with the coffee, large fresh orange juice, bread, pancakes and yoghurt the whole lot for the two of us came to the princely sum of 56 dirhams. No comparison to yesterday's meagre hotel breakfast that cost us 45 dirhams
each.
Breakfast sorted we set off to see the Bahai Palace before the crowds built up. This meant going past the same little market we had seen yesterday so of course we popped in to have another look and buy some fruit.
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| Bahai Palace detail. |
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| Bahai Palace detail. |
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| Bahai Palace detail. |
No big queue for tickets to the Bahai Palace today so we were almost straight in. It certainly is a pretty amazing palace, with so much intricate carving and mosaic decoration. We ended up spending well over an hour there going through much of it twice. Hopefully some of the photos will do it justice.
By the time we finished looking over the palace it was after 1:00pm so we back tracked to a little patisserie near the market before continuing the day's explorations. Next stop was the Tiskiwin Museum but we discovered that it closed between 12:30 and 2:30 which left us with about an hour to kill. We continued exploring Rue Riad Zitoun el Jdid which eventually led us into the medina north of the square. As well as a number of interesting craft stalls we spotted a little restaurant that claimed to serve cappuccinos and also another nice looking patisserie - both of which we decided to try later.
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| Tiskiwin Museum courtyard. |
We doubled back in time to find the Tiskiwin Museum now open - sort of. The front door was now open but there was no-one in attendance and the door through to the actual museum was still locked. We waited about 10 minutes, by which time we had been joined by a French couple, before an older gentleman opened the entrance door from inside the museum and seemed surprised to find anyone waiting. Nevertheless he accepted out donation to the entry fee fund and we went on to inspect the exhibits. It was interesting to see the collection of exhibits and photos which documented the Berber lifestyles in the late 1800s and early 1900s.
Once finished there we returned to our hotel to put our feet up, planning to be back up in the square for me to record a time lapse of the setup of the pop-up restaurants. We had noted yesterday that no setup had started at 4:15pm but today when we got there just before 5:00pm the setup was almost complete. So no point making a time lapse video - instead we just watched as one of the last stands completed their setup. We then went on to explore the medina on the northern edge of the square, including one part that was double story.
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| Market inside the medina. |
Our intention was to try out the "cappuccino place" for dinner but it appeared to be shut so we continued a little further along the same street until we came to another likely looking place and tried that. The food was nice and the prices quite reasonable so we counted it as a winner. Afterwards we tried out the new bakery, the Patisserie al Jawda, for some dessert (passing the now open "cappuccino place" on the way) and counted it as another good find.
Otherwise we just checked out the action the night's action in the square as we wandered through on our way back to our hotel.
The next morning we revisited the scene of yesterday's breakfast and were greeted by a genuine smile and enthusiastic welcome from the proprietor. We had much the same breakfast as before, except this time we had some cheese as well - which inflated the price by a whole two dirhams.
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| Colourful street stall. |
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| Street musician. |
Our plan for today was to start with a visit to the Tomb of Said. Just before we reached it we saw a tour group being led in a slightly different direction so we decided to follow them for a while to find out what they were going to see. We saw some really pretty little streets, an interesting street musician with a twirling hat, and a nice local market where we learnt what some of the items at the spice stand were. Such as a little stem with what looked like thin strands of cane on it was actually a natural collection of ready made tooth picks!
Back on track there was no wait getting into the long courtyard which contained the Tomb of Said, but the queue within to see inside the actual tomb was quite long indeed - about 50 minutes, much of it standing in the hot sun. We took turns with one standing in the queue while the other explored the rest of the courtyard. When we reached the head of the queue there was only space for two at a time to stand in the doorway of the tomb to survey the marvellous mosaic work inside. The tomb is definitely worth seeing but the long queue in the sun (our first in Morocco) was a real downer.
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| In tbe courtyard of the Said Tomb. |
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| Fisheye view of Said's Tomb. |
We meandered back to the park of Arset el Bilk (the horse piss park) which joins the main Fna square, then headed for Place el Jdid in the new part of town. This allowed is to detour through the lovely green and shady Parc Lalla Hasna along the way. It was also easy to see that this was the part of town where those with serious money stayed - there were some very swanky looking hotels and resorts that probably wouldn't let riff-raff like us in, dressed as we were. Reaching the huge roundabout that was Place el Jdid we decided not to go on and try to walk all the way to Menara Gardens as it was just too hot. Instead we returned to the main Fna square where we had some lunch before going back to our hotel to put our feet up.
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| Street perfromer. |
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| Parc Lalla Hasna. |
Today we were determined not to miss the setup of the pop-up restaurants in the square so just after 4:00pm we arrived at Le Grand Balcon du Cafe Glacier which overlooks the square, where the cost of admission to the balcony was to buy an over-priced drink each. I had the camera's monopod lashed to the railing and the time lapse started by 4:15pm as the first of the stalls was just setting up. We had to sit back from the edge of the balcony at first but later as others left we were able to move first to a table overlooking the square and finally to one right next to the camera. In the end I ran the time lapse recording for about 1h:50m to try and capture the last stand being set up, the same one we had watched yesterday I think. By this time the balcony was getting aggressively crowded and unpleasant and I had to keep trying to stop people from knocking my camera.
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| Wave pattern in pavers. |
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| Inside the medina. |
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| Feature wall in our dinner restaurant. |
By now it was certainly dinner time so we strolled through the square to the same restaurant as last night - since the "cappuccino place" was shut again. The dinner was once again delicious - as were the fruit yoghurts that we had at the Patisserie al Jawda for dessert.
After another goods night's sleep we were back at Patisserie al Jawda to have fruit yoghurts for breakfast. We felt a little mean about abandoning the lovely man who had given us breakfast the last two days but we just couldn't resist.
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| Pavilion in the Menara Gardens. |
After checking out and retrieving our car from its three days of rest in the expensive secure car park, we set out to drive to the Menara Botanic Gardens which we'd chickened out on walking to yesterday. We had a little unplanned detour via what looked like the entrance to an unlisted military establishment, but the friendly guards told us we had turned a street too early. It turned out that the car parking for the gardens was a bit of a walk from the actual entrance, but probably no more than from the park entrance to the large reflection pool at its centre. Not that there was much to reflect in the pool. Although the botanic garden was established in the 12th century I think the gardens in their new guise as a tourist attraction are actually still a work in progress as there wasn't that much of interest to see. There is a large pavilion at one end of the pool (which gives the gardens their name) but that required a separate entrance fee and we decided not to bother. We encountered a man walking with his two children in our stroll around the pool and when Laura said hello they both reached up to give her a kiss on the cheek. Cute!
With our exploration of Marrakech at an end it was time to return to our car and head for Essaouira.